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You see that picture, that's not me, I look
better in a diaper (SPOILER). The good
news is that...mmm....mmm...ahh hell.... I got
nothing and I tried so hard, what do you
expect? I was a victim of PUBLIC SCHOOL.

If your reading this, I'm so sorry for you. But, since your here, you might as well look at all this crap.

I wanted to be a lot of things when I grew up, whenever that is...

...First, I thought it's either this or be an airline pilot, that idea sort of crashed...

...Then I thought Doctor, but I had no patience...

...Then I thought, I wanted to publish my "World Domination," Dossier and Recruit Morons who really think this is real."

...Then I thought I really am thinking to much about this.....I'd stop all these voices, but they have so many damn good ideas.

.….Now I think the Microphone is chasing me...oh wait...that was because of the party last night, oops, got the two confused, again with the voices.

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