It's handy that I have my library card because I'm totally checking you out.
You remind me of Mount Rushmore.  You should
be Lincoln's face.

Do you work at Subway? 'Cause your buns are Beautiful.
Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Hey, girl. Are you
German? 'Cause I
wanna be Ger-man!

Are those space pants? Because your ass is out
of control

Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my
knee falling for you.

Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I've been touched by an angel.
I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?"
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
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